Saturday, November 12, 2011

SEXUAL ABUSER CLARIFICATION: PENN STATE CASE

After my posts about killing one's sexual abuser, it appears that most readers assumed this only applied to Boy Scout Leaders and Catholic priests.  Therefore, I am issuing a clarification of the matter.

Next time you see or hear about some kid (boy or girl) getting sexually molested, raped, fondled, or whatever Paterno thought was okay, here are the rules for action.

      1.  Beat the HOLY SHIT out of the person.
      2.  Call the cops.
      3.  Tell your supervisor.
      4.  Repeat step #1.
      5.  Repeat step #1.
      6.  If your supervisor does nothing, beat the HOLY SHIT out of him too.
      7.  Repeat step #1.