KILL PATERNO ZOMBIES, PLEASE!!!!

Even though Paterno is dead, his zombies continue to roam Pennsylvania mindlessly, spewing the notion that the once-sainted coach is innocent or naive. 

The most HUMANE thing to do to these zombies is to kill them.  You can spot them quite easily because they all wear blue and white and have little lions emblazoned on them.  You can also hear them from miles away, talking about how Freeh's report was "only one person's opinion."

Trust me, logic cannot turn them back into humans--the safest thing to do is simply point your car at them and drive over them, then back up, and drive over them again.

Oh, and if you see any of the other Paterno junta--Spanier, Shultz, or Curley--run over them too. 

We must stop the Paterno Zombies!!!

WHICH FOUNDING FATHER WOULD YOU KILL? THE JINGOISTIC EDITION

Happy 4th of July!  Celebrate you independence by blowing something or someone up.

Today's game takes us back to the founding fathers (or mothers) and which one you'd like to kill.

RULES:
Pick a founding father/mother.
Explain why you'd kill said individual.
Convince your peers that our republic would be better served without that individual.

For example: Pick George Washington because he was a toothless fascist and you hate the dollar bill.
Pick Hamilton because you hate his rich-friendly economic policy.
Pick Madison because you're a racist hillbilly.

What better way to celebrate your nation's anniversary that scheming how the elimination of one of its founders would make us a better place.