Thursday, October 6, 2011

KILLING RICH FOLKS

Since I have been informed that we are now involved in a class war, I figFaceure that killing is now justified and legal.
Remember all the hullabaloo about whether the 9/11 attacks were a terrorist attack or an act of war (the insurance companies evidently covered one but not the other).  Well, if we're in a class war, then killing the rich is OK!  Didn't God say somewhere that killing was fine as long as it was during war--or was that the Department of Justice?  Either way, as long a you kill a rich person IN UNIFORM (any suit that cost more than $500 would suffice--personally, I'd say any suit that cost more than $200 would count, but some Republicans no longer consider a million bucks per year enough to qualify as rich, so we'll be conservative--ouch, that even hurts to write).
Okay, so, the point is, KILL THE RICH, KILL THE RICH, KILL THE RICH.  It's an act of war, and the Bible says that the rich are doomed to hell (remember the rich man getting into heaven and the camel getting through the eye of a needle comparison?).
Face it--the politics of the rich are killing off the poor, so isn't it about time we get a few shots in?