Even though Paterno is dead, his zombies continue to roam Pennsylvania mindlessly, spewing the notion that the once-sainted coach is innocent or naive.
The most HUMANE thing to do to these zombies is to kill them. You can spot them quite easily because they all wear blue and white and have little lions emblazoned on them. You can also hear them from miles away, talking about how Freeh's report was "only one person's opinion."
Trust me, logic cannot turn them back into humans--the safest thing to do is simply point your car at them and drive over them, then back up, and drive over them again.
Oh, and if you see any of the other Paterno junta--Spanier, Shultz, or Curley--run over them too.
We must stop the Paterno Zombies!!!
Did you even consider that maybe they aren't zombies but are merely morons?
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Good point JW.
ReplyDeleteEither way--zombie or moron--run them over.
TPMFD