NUKE PENN STATE: THE DEATH PENALTY EDITION

I had been hoping Penn State would receive the death penalty--I mean really, a school that coddles a pervert and gives him emeritus status! 

Imagine my horror when the NCAA chose to merely fine them and take away a few scholarships--and then, it turns out, DEATH PENALTY does not even mean DEATH PENALTY.  Really!

When Texas gives someone the death penalty, they don't come back from the dead in two to four years, they STAY DEAD.

My suggestion is that we finally use one of these damned nuclear warheads that we have spent so much money developing and just NUKE PENN STATE.  Take out the whole school and the fallout will kill off those crazy inbred hillbillies that live in the surrounding areas and worship JoePa.  Honestly, what has central PA done for the planet? What would be missed if we nuked the place?

It's time for a real death penalty in sports, and Penn State has earned the right to be first.

Nuke 'em all.

KILL PUTIN THE PUSSY: RIOT EDITION

Ooops, I think I wrote the title wrong, I MEANT, Kill Putin: the Pussy Riot Edition.
(Please Mr. Putin, don't throw me in jail for two years for calling you a pussy.)

So, the leader of the former USSR is offended by some bad-ass women who staged a performance in a cathedral.  Boo hoo.  I guess when you're former KGB you are used to being feared, and the gulag is a big part of that threat.

So, the mighty Putin is a afraid of 3 women.  What a wimp.  Maybe we shouldn't have to waste a bullet on him if he's that afraid of a video, maybe a simple BOO! will scare him to death.  Of course, if he is killed, is Medvedev any better?

Whatever happened to poor old Gorbachev?  Throw Putin to the dogs--big hungry wolfhounds, not those circus animals he has been posing with. 

Before Mr Putin dies, however, I should thank him: You have proven that some PUNK music still matters (they haven't all sold out), and that ART can still be revolutionary.

GO PUSSY RIOT.

Putin SUCKS his own little dick.