I am sure all the crazies that are reading this must think that I am out of my mind, but rest assured, according to my psychiatrist, I am no longer bonkers (if I stay on my meds).
That said, you might be wondering why such an esteemed blog such as The Perfect Murder for Dummies would endorse gun control. As I have gotten older, and possibly wiser (or more cynical), I have realized that killing is simply too easy. I mean really, where is the pleasure in the kill if any hillbilly or psychotic can buy an assault rifle and killing 20 kindergartners?
A lot of my hardworking followers have been doing their killings carefully, one or two at a time, and now some punk assed kid has a higher kill total than they do. IS THAT FAIR? I say not. If you want to kill in bulk, come up with something more clever than an Uzi. What about a virulent strain of bacteria? Quicksand? That would be cool--when was the last murder by quicksand?
All of this mindless killing has depressed me--I want to see more mindful killing. Put some thought and effort into it. Show some creativity. Use a musket for Christ's sake or a blunderbuss.
Support a ban on assault weapons, except for tanks--I want one of those.