Ahh, there's nothing like overcrowded airports, airplanes, and shopping malls to bring out the urge to kill.
Let's ponder the opportunities presented by the season.
Going postal on the mall Santa Claus. Personally, this has always been a holiday tradition for me. Nothing screams pedophile like an old man who likes to have children sit on his lap all day.
Running over shoppers in the mall parking lot.
Leveling a midnight mass service.
Poisoning Santa's cookie and the reindeers' carrots (sorry PETA, but I hate the whole damn Santa story).
And if your holiday traditions are based in different faiths, please feel free to adapt your joyous killing season to it.
Remember the true Reason for the Season: Jesus came to earth so that he could return to destroy humankind. All we're doing is helping Jesus out by killing off people for him.
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