Thursday, January 5, 2012

KILLING SANTA-STYLE: AN APOLOGY

Some of you, and I adhere to a vow of confidentiality with my acolytes, did not read the entirity of the previous blog entry and thought I was advocating using chimneys as access points for their killing sprees.

Well, as you might imagine, a number of burnt asses, confused children, and stuck novices has forced me to issue a clarification.

DO NOT TRY GOING DOWN CHIMNEYS!

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