It is a sad day indeed when the news reports that murder has dropped out of the top 15 causes of death in the United States for the first time since 1955.
What has happened to American Exceptionality under Obama? We used to be able to claim #1 status, but we have outsourced our Drug Wars to Mexico. Murder in Mexico is flourishing: we fund their drug wars, ship them guns; WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE. Just think how good it would be for out of work Americans to be able to get up each morning and go out and kill someone. The unemployment rate would drop, population would be kept in check, and we could once more shout "We're Number One!"
So the next time you feel the need to go out and buy cocaine, heroin, or even pot, ask your local drug dealer if your drugs are "Made in America" or supported by American drug cartels.
There's no good reason why we have to let cancer and heart disease kill us off--if only more people supported good old fashioned murder, we could greatly reduce the number of people killed by cancer and heart disease.
We can do it, because we're Americans: We're Number One!
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