Why is it when someone tells you to "knock 'em dead," they get so upset when you do it?
Anyway, back to the post for today. Since so many of you think this site gets a bit heavy at times, I'll try for a bit of levity:
What do you call a person who commits the perfect murder?
Who.
(Also acceptable: I don’t know.)
That's so stupid I think I'll bash my skull in with my keyboard.
ReplyDeleteI bet you made that up you moron.
Bill Z. Bubb
Hot Springs, Arkansas
I don't get it, what do you call a perfect murderer?
ReplyDeleteConfused in Kansas City
Okay, Bill, so it's not very funny, but don't take it out on yourself, kill someone else instead. You'll feel a whole lot better.
ReplyDeleteAnd for you Confused in KC, the punchline simply means that in a perfect murder, we won't know who the killer is.
MH
Bill was right, that was stupid. And I think I'll join him in the head-bashing.
ReplyDeleteYou suck.
No-longer Confused, just Irritated in KC