If you have read this blog closely, you might have intuited that I am not the Tea Party’s biggest fan. You might have even reached the conclusion that they are led by Morons and comprised of Imbeciles. You would be correct. That is why a newfound love for the ideals of the Tea Party is truly a “strange love.”
What, you may ask, has instigated this conversion? A good question indeed.
Too quickly, I believe, we look at the Tea Party as a bunch of brain-dead lemmings without thinking about how their moronic approach to government could help us. Help us, you say? Exactly.
The Tea Party claims as its founding principle a notion of less government is best. So, why not encourage their lunacy further:
NO GOVERNMENT!
NO REVISIONIST HISTORIANS CLAIMING BILL OF RIGHTS PART OF CONSTITUTION (EXCEPT THE SECOND AMENDMENDMENT)
NO ACTIVIST JUDGES INFRINGING ON A CITIZEN’S GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO KILL!
NO POLICE STATE PULLING OVER OR LOCKING UP MURDERERS!
NO SCHOOLS ENFORCING LIBERAL THEORIES OF EVOLUTION AND READING!
This is what the Tea Party could do for us. And they’d get rid of taxes so we can spend more money on bullets!
I LOVE THE TEA PARTY! I JUST HATE ALL ITS LEADERS AND MEMBERS.
What's a lemming?
ReplyDeleteSarah
Alaska